Diablo -- Ultimate Girls Trip Thailand!

Yesterday I played some Diablo 4 while my wife was watching Real Housewives "Ultimate Girl Trip." Which was pretty great, because who doesn't want to listen to rich women get drunk and fight while you're playing a dungeon rich sorceress? I'm in!

You can't tell me she's a wedged-in guest star when she's in center back.

With Stingith in the girls group, the tagline for Ultimate Girl Trip gets a bit punchier than it is now. Add Stingith and it's really "Trouble in Paradise." And I would not want to be the plucky and cute hotel manager/concierge named "Pepsi" to get Stingith a room WITH a view. She needs something a bit broodier. You know? Like, is there a basement apartment with a portal to a dungeon? A girl has needs!

Episode 1 yesterday was titled "We're in Thailand, Bitches!" and featured a little drama right out the bat as Heather made an insensitive comment about Leah's drinking. It was bad enough that it caused Stingith to enter the Wretched Delve, Onyx Hold, the Guulrahn Slums, and the Whispering Vault in order to finish up her Dry Steppes Renown. 

When a housewife doesn't trip while wearing heels, we call it the Dry Steppes

When she came back filled with the spoils of war and a few more extra paragon points, all the housewives had finally gathered at the hotel when Pepsi took all the ladies to their rooms. Thumbs up, great episode, couldn't be happier with the entertainment value.

Episode 2 yesterday was titled "The Elephants in the Room." MAN, when Candiace's shady dinner and off-the-cuff remark threatened to throw the whole trip into chaos, that's when Baewyn the Seer dragged Stingith out of there because if we're going to be thrown into chaos, Baewyn knew it'd be up to Stingith to help the druids bring it back to order. 

Goatmen would have taken that disastrous dinner to the next level. Thanks for stepping in Baewyn.

Episode 3 was BONKERS! Titled "Don't Rock the Boat," Alexi brought a little bit of Miami to Thailand with a boat day on a luxury yacht. The big surprise, of course, was when Pepsi revealed he was actually a shape-shifting werebear known as the Bear of Blackweald! Stingith was all over that and helped him regain his dignity. All the simmering tensions that bubbled to the surface during the boat trip were of no consequence. Pepsi is the true hero.

Pepsi is the true hero of the ultimate girls trip

Honestly can't wait for Episode 4! This one's titled "Dangerous Games," and you know Stingith is ALL ABOUT the dangerous games!

Happy Dueling!