Showing posts with label Random Newbie Adventures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Random Newbie Adventures. Show all posts

Thursday, November 26, 2009

An hour of Jordan Skybane

Last night I was sitting at the computer and picked out this newbie fella from the crowd, Jordan Skybane. He was rockin' that Hero of Unicorn Way badge. Work it!



I don't know. I just felt like picking some random new person and being their friend for an hour. So, I started following him around and asking him strange questions just to make my family laugh.


He hadn't seen any acorns.

So then we started following Jordan around everywhere he went, and it was hilarious. By this time I had Kyle, Amber, and Bailey all watching the screen and cheering on Jordan. He told me to follow him and every ten steps or so, he'd turn around and look at me. LOL. My whole family was laughing and yelling at the screen, JUST GO JORDAN! WE'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU! GO! But nope, every ten steps he'd turn around and look at me to make sure I was still there. Poor guy was probably taken back by having this awesome level 50 storm grandmaster following him around destroying everything in 2 rounds with a tempest and a blade. He took me to his dorm room. He took me all over the place. I was Jordan's new best buddy. I think I could hear him singing Spongebob's "Best Day Ever" song through the screen. The whole way, 10 steps, turn around, 10 steps, turn around. Seriously, it was so stinkin' cute of Jordan to do that. hehe.


I tried to take him to the Jade Oni, but he wasn't a paying member. My wife was like, Friendly, next time you pick a random stranger to help, can you at least pick one with text chat enabled? NO WAY! NON TEXTERS RULE! I think it helped me try to figure out what to say just with the text buttons, so I learned a little something a long the way.

I ended up helping Jordan kill the Harvest Lord and Lord Nightshade and then . . . I removed him from my friends list. *GASP* Oh Jordan, you come into my life and then I let you free. Just as Sting sings, Set them free. (btw, although my handle is stingite, I am in no way affliated with Sting, and although I appreciate his music, it's not the reason why I am called Stingite)



It was fun following you around Jordan in a night of random kindness and hilarity. I highly recommend it. Good times. Sorry to my friends list, but I was just too captivated by Jordan to help y'all out last night. I think you'll forgive me because JORDAN RULES!

Happy Dueling!