Here you go! Cross-posted this over on Central.
"Mayday Mayday This is Thurston Plunkett representing the Spiral Geographic Society Seeking Assistance. Our survey expedition is stranded on Celestia. We are under attack! Send help immediately, The Umbra Queen has returned. It is the work of Mor . . ."
Uber wife sent this to me and asked me to translate it . . . I haven't even logged in the test realm yet. LOL!
Uber wife believes they are talking about Moira Drake, her Necromancer character. ;-)