I've reached the top. Check out that badge over my head, y'all.
Looks a little bit like an Optimus Prime symbol there doesn't it?
And it's allllll due to that little ice cat down there named Queen Abbey. Cassandra has taken to calling him "evil kitty" since you know, he's SUPER FAST AND AWESOME!
I would say something about the driver not being half bad, but it wouldn't be the truth. It's all about the car, I mean, the cat. The evil cat.
Cassandra's pet of choice for the derby is Lord Kobe. In our practice races, all my other adult pets come in second to Lord Kobe. Sure, we're talking tenths of a second here, but still . . .
Now, all I need is to earn 1250 tickets for one of those spectres. LOL. HAHAHAHAHAHA! MUHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry.
Yeah, that's a lot of tickets.
I like racing but I don't know if I like it THAT much. I wonder if I could talk Professor Greyrose into giving me one of those Spectres for . . . scientific research, yeah, yeah. It's all in the name of science.
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