I've just this morning decided to start a new side project for myself. It's something I've threatened to do in the past, but what the heck. No time like the present.
I'm going to take a character through as much of the game as possible with no clothes. By no clothes I mean nothing. All he has are his starter wand and deck.
Welcome Angus Unicornpants, everybody!
ANGUS ANGUS ANGUS ANGUS!
Fear his lack of responsibility to wear new clothes! Angus don't care none.
He hopes to see you in Celestia . . . with nothing but the robe on his back, hopefully, soloing the majority of the way--no outside help from other characters or anything. To top it off? He's a low hitpoint diviner. Angus don't care none.
His goal in life? To boldly say YOUR GEAR IS OVERRATED! Sure, he'll be mocked. Sure he'll be laughed at, but Angus don't care none.
He has all he needs to survive right there in his deck.
Make your bets now on how long he goes until the game stops him in his tracks.