Ok, so, listen. Apparently the gauntlet has been thrown down and Blaze Duskblade is calling for a vote. The Friendly Necromancer (and his family apparently) vs. Malistaire and Merle Ambrose.
Sure it's an impossible question. How could I even pick a fight with the man? Malistaire? Pffft, I'm not even worried about Malistaire. Ambrose, meh, when have we even seen him fight before. He doesn't fight with you in the tutorial but somehow he had the ability to strengthen you outside the battle circle so you could stand up against a couple draconians . . . and that was it.
You know, and not to mention that I don't totally adore J. Todd Coleman, who is the Kingsisle employee that *is* the physical embodiment of Merle Ambrose. I mean, sure, I've stalked his twitters before, and yeah I have a poster of Malistaire above my computer with Ambrose's signature on it.
Why would I even want to pick a fight with Ambrose? I wouldn't!
On the other hand, the only time I've seen J. Todd Coleman really interface 1v1 with the fans was wayyyy back when they had the duel a dev feature. He got beat. Of course he was facing off against Angel Dragongem (not Alex Jaderider, my favorite all time pvp'er . . . I would have liked to have seen that). So if J Todd Coleman is at the controls, he's not *impossible* to beat. right? I know, it's a stretch.
So, impossible situations aside, the gauntlet was thrown. Who would win?
I've been getting my behind smoked over there in the poll, so I had to post Ambrose's secret weakness. Let me quote from about the third page of the thread:
"OK, wait . . . I hate to tell you guys this, but I was cleaning out Gamma's bird cage the other day when I was in detention, and he totally told me about Ambrose's weakness . . . so . . . apparently Ambrose has a weakness for not being able to attack you if you're wearing the Unicorn Way badge. I think I may pull out a win now."
So, let's see what happens if I get a little voting support from my readers, eh? Click here and ROCK THE VOTE!
(Side note: this question really is hilarious . . . It's like I'm starting to gain Chuck Norris status here on Wizard101 or something. Who'd win . . . Friendly or a pack of wild ninja pigs wearing spike armor with 100% death resists. Friendly. Who'd win . . . Friendly or a giant mutant mosquito with the Green Lantern riding on his back. Friendly.)