I was out declawing some scratchers and groaned a big groan. It was a groan that echoed throughout the walls of my house and bounced around the number of empty houses for sale on my block. Times are tough: Stock Market crashing, people gaining new hemorrhoids over presidential election worries, Wars dragging on, the critical eye of the world staring down our country, and then this . . . a scratcher casting a guardian shield.
Oh man. I hate those things. Life wizards love 'em. I hate them. It usually means that I have to chew my way through an extra 500 points of damage to get to the target below them.
BUT WAIT. A REVELATION! I couldn't believe my eyes!
Did that life stealing spell just jump right past the spirit armor? Holy Moly! (or "Holy Mole!" as I did eat some great Mexican food last night.)
My groan turned into a cheer, but I have to wonder how the Life wizards think about this? My daughter is a life wizard . . . I guess I should ask her! Then again, I guess the cards are doing as advertised. /shrug
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