WE JOIN OUR HERO IN MID-FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL MINIONS OF FROGGO VILLA!
"You will not stand between me and my Serena, sir Campa Sapo the Banditoad Veteran! It is I, Bad Pedro Pace, wearer of the shark fin hats and fancy kilts!"
". . . and if I do not defeat thee, certainly my trusty buffalo pirate crewman shall! You know him as Star Hunter the Bison Shaman of the super awesome . . . uh . . . Bison clan, and if his mighty staff and punch combo does not defeat thee, certainly his stench of buffalo sweat shall!"
"HAHA! We win! An easy defeat after the destruction of your frog in salamander's clothing . . . as Bonnie Anne states in her typical fashion of stating the obvious . . ."
". . . Ahh, sweet Serena, you seem so familiar, and so beatiful!"
"Take you home? YOU GOT IT BABY!"
"Let's get out of here and write a song about unicorns, being stuck in Krokotopia, and Gobbler behinds! TO SANTA POLLO! (By the way, have you ever heard of a spell called Bladestorm? Let me tell you, Serena, I just LOVE Balance wizards . . .)"
UNTIL NEXT TIME WE MEET OUR BRAVE PRIVATEER HERO . . .
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