Oh! The Test Server is so Friendly!

Well, since it was available, I went to go check out the new stuff on the test server. It really is like going on a trip. *waves bye from the side of a cruise ship headed to the test server*

"I'll send pictures ok?!"

"Ok, bye" says Random_loved_one_01 (awesome NPC)

"WAIT! I THINK I LEFT THE OVEN ON!!"

"It's ok! I'll call the fire department," says Random_loved_one_01

"Whew"

"Have fun! And try not to contract any diseases!" says Random_loved_one_01

"What the?!"

"Just kidding, but not . . . I hear there might be a lot of bugs" says Random_loved_one_01

"It's ok! I have a button to protect me!"

(Random_loved_one_01 mumbles) "yeah, you better keep it buttoned."

"Byeeee!"

*sunset*

*ocean waves*

*cue Thomas's internal dialog*

Wow, here I am at the test server. That was a long download. I wonder who this strange tour guide is?



Oh, she's just a confused student . . . well, someone will help her I'm sure. Let me just go hide around the corner from her. HEY! Wow! This dimension has a fantastic water thingy . . . uh . . . what do you call those things . . . splashy cement enclosure? . . . no, that's not it . . . Giant wet bowl of squirty fun? . . . no . . . a fountain! That's what those are called . . . weird.



Huh, the sign in front of this fountain just says, "coming soon." I hope I'll be able to throw a few coins in and get something good in return. That would be a great way to get some of the virtual money out of the game and out of people's backpacks.

hmmm, I remember seeing that hot Kiersten chick over by Valentia the other day.



Nope, all I have are memories . . . a picture really does last longer doesn't it? Well, I guess I better see what she has for sale . . . HOLY WOW LOOK AT THAT!



NICE ONE! They totally put different levels of wands in here. Finally, it's no fun buying a low level wand for just decoration purposes only. I'd actually break that out once in a while . . . especially if the effect rocks. Too bad I don't have this foreign "crown" currency to work with so I could actually buy one of those.

Oh! I heard something about Zeke having new stuff on the test server (huff puff huff puff)

*much running and portal surfing to get to zeke's place*



WOW! LOOK AT THAT! HE HAS PETS FOR SALE!



Oh dang. Too bad I don't have this foreign "crown" currency to work with so I could actually buy one of those. OH WAIT! The pets are for sale for gold (I have that currency here sure enough) down at the first vendor in Dragonspyre! Now I can go take a cute picture over by Valentina with one of those dogs.



I better put that in my backpack to send to her. OHHHhhhh . . . look at the stuff in my backpack that was upgraded over here!



Wow. Looks like that shockblade of the hoarder has some charges on it now to. Awesome!

I hope everyone back home is busy with their . . .

HAPPY DUELING!